Considering that the original was posted over five years back, parts 2 and 3 are only on ff.net, and I'm going to begin posting the sequel here very shortly, I feel justified in the repost. Some of the names should probably be changed, but to be fair this was written before JKR revealed what the real names of these characters are, so for right now, it's staying.
Title: The Consequences of Bloody Manchester, or Why Summoning Demons is a BAD Idea.
Author:
io_aenaria
Rating: PG-13, for liberal use of the word fuck
Pairings: nothing romantic, but if you want to get really specific...Crowley/Mrs. Black. Yes, that Mrs. Black, the same one from the ugly painting in OotP. Brain bleach will be supplied if needed.
Warnings: Crackfic. Total and utter crackfic, inspired by a work of GO fanart that was so lovely (and somehow this came out of it. Can't really explain it). Oh, yes, HP/GO crossover as well. A hint of one more fandom pops up in part two, nothing spoilery, but it'll make a lot more sense once the sequel is out there.
Summary: 'Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.'-Terry Pratchett, Eric. A certain not very demonic demon is asked to do the bidding of Mrs. Black.
( The Consequences of Fucking Manchester, or Why Summoning Demons is a BAD Idea )
Title: The Consequences of Bloody Manchester, or Why Summoning Demons is a BAD Idea.
Author:
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Rating: PG-13, for liberal use of the word fuck
Pairings: nothing romantic, but if you want to get really specific...Crowley/Mrs. Black. Yes, that Mrs. Black, the same one from the ugly painting in OotP. Brain bleach will be supplied if needed.
Warnings: Crackfic. Total and utter crackfic, inspired by a work of GO fanart that was so lovely (and somehow this came out of it. Can't really explain it). Oh, yes, HP/GO crossover as well. A hint of one more fandom pops up in part two, nothing spoilery, but it'll make a lot more sense once the sequel is out there.
Summary: 'Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.'-Terry Pratchett, Eric. A certain not very demonic demon is asked to do the bidding of Mrs. Black.
( The Consequences of Fucking Manchester, or Why Summoning Demons is a BAD Idea )