Yet another ficlet

This isn't so much a ficlet as something I started to write to get a handle on a minor character in the massive all consuming crackfic. However it morphed into this little thing (that, if I believed in it, would probably send me straight to hell) that I figured I'd post. Call it a prologue to massive insane all consuming crackfic. So at this point this is a Good Omens fic with a smidge of X-Files that is only barely noticable but will make sense later.

( Yet another piece without a title too... )